what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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