No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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