your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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