Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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