so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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