google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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