so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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