We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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