Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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