its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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