At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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