He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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