"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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