You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize