New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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