Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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