dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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