I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She's the barista slut.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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