I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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