Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just puked most of my soul out..
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