I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I AM VODKA MAN
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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