My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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