$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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