She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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