just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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