I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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