i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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