Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So. Much. Porn.
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