Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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