After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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