i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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