stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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