Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I need you to use more vowels.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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