I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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