normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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