meet me or not, i'm out of control
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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