The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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