I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So much rum. So many feels.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Randomize