Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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