So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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