He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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