This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
