There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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