dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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