everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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