Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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