what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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