You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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