i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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