it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
