so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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