Fuck appropriateness.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
