My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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